10 clicks later, I ended up on her mom’s instagram. That explains a lot....

I need to bone up on my faerie literature obviously. I’m still team elf though, but I respect the faeries.

Honestly how is this not winning the Pulitzer? It gets funnier and funnier with every re-read.

Not much jezebel/io9 crossover I guess. *pouts*

Wait, fairies/faeries have antlers???

I actually did not know that re: fiance/fiancee! Thanks! Yeah, I also obviously read the whole thing way too quickly and missed a lot of key aspects of the letter ie. gender stuff. My bad, although my question still kinda stands, but someone else said the whole family are enablers which they assumed included the…

I’m sorry but where is Baba Yaga. Fake news.

I’ve voted baba yaga every. time.

Yes, those evil fairies are pretty bad ass, and they can be pretty malicious and petty creatures, which should really appeal to me, but elves... ELVES!!!!

Ah yes, wings I get. I’m a big LOTR fan and there were no fairies in Middleearth that I remember so Elves always win for me.

I actually wasn’t sure if family just meant the others in the family (parents, poss other siblings) AND the fiancee or everyone BUT the fiancee.

I must have skimmed that much too quickly, I missed 1. that the fiancee was a woman and 2. LW is effectively the only one invested in having sister not involved. Apologies, it’s late I’m tired!

Maybe it was his hick uncle/ kid brother.

My post either got Kinja’d or lost to the ether, but I just wanted to say, got the vote for La Llorona to 50/50 again!

Again with hitting 50% with La Llornona!

Where are her nipples? How does she shove her tits into one of those things without them falling out or her nips falling out? My nipples are forever popping out of this one bralet I have that’s just a bit too small... not my boob. Just my nipple. Ugh that was probably TMI.

My first thought was “where is the fiancee in this?”. It is his family, and if he knows his sister is cray (or at the least his future wife is uncomfortable with having his sister/’s kids) then he needs to step up and be like bitch we said no kids. How is this LW’s responsibility?

+1 sexy sax solo

No. I actually used to like some of RHCP stuff, but just personal interaction with the RHCP fans I knew were all generally shitheads. Myself included.

Also, Colour me surprised that the first guy has a RHCP shirt.