I’m worried that he’s been released pending further investigation. Does this mean they don’t have enough to charge him yet with TOTAL DOUCHBAGGERY?

What!? Also, loose shoes?! What am I missing there. I’m not up on my racist stereotypes lingo.

Not just teens, I know a lot of 20 and early 30 year olds who are into the Kardashes. Sad!

But, bears...

Wait, I’m confused. Because she showed up in SI covering 1 boob, she’s not innocent?? Which implies that because she’s not completely covered from head to toe, that means she’s not innocent?

Wait SERIOUSLY? I dunno, TITS MAYBE!?!?!?

That was cute and made me smile but also they literally couldn’t find less awkward moving people? Or was that the whole point and I missed it.

It doesn’t always have to be cheating, and anyway gossip sites have pointed to alcoholism.

Oh man I was almost foiled by Big-Cow and their udder-handed (hoofed?) ways!

It’s been alluded to on Lainey that she’s had a drinking problem, and it was said straight out it wasn’t cheating or anything else like that (eg. his rising star, ditching old wife for new model etc.). I’m not sure whether the drinking problem came out of nowhere or if it was to mask another pre-existing issue in her…

Why does he have a cow? Or is the answer just “David Lynch”?

Yes. I watched the first and didn’t know what the fuss was about, but continued anyway and actually it’s good. Its soap-opera-y good in the sense it’s completely ridiculous but on the other hand, Aiden Turner....

In blue!

I’ve never listened to her podcast so I can’t say.

I mean while that could literally be anyone, I read a similar blind on Lainey a while back so could be something.

Why can’t we just make like the french and go for a combined hug/kiss for everyone, men and women?

As someone already said, go on....

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh........

I just learned above that Armie is only 30 so if the other one is supposed to be 24-25, that’s not too bad. Better than 40

I literally just sat up in bed and yelled WHAT!? No one looks like any of their ages in Hollywood, which only encourages me to think I should pursue acting (other than no talent or interest) (I look a good 10 years younger than my actual age).