I got to the end and am literally a blubbering mess. While I’m like, I’m so glad I read that, I’m also like “OH GOD WHY DID I READ THAT”

I AM SOBBING THROUGH THIS ARTICLE

32 is too old for that shit. or am I the old? #both

Some of the responses on here are... dare I say, toxic.

Is that show good? I haven’t seen a lot of press about it.

WUT!? I’ve largely stopped taking the tube but that is horrific. Only tourists talk to each other on the tube. I don’t even talk to my partner if we’re travelling together. That’s my candy crush time.

That was my first thought, the button thing had been going on for longer than 2005 (which I base on the fact that time is a flat circle that I have no sense of)...

Ah sorry I got the genders mixed up, but anyway regardless, I hope they can all be / get safe.

That’s it, Wyoming. I knew it was middle America* somewhere...

The North video made me extra sad. That’s really my only contribution, although I wonder if Kanye pull a Chapelle and just take his kids to Ohio or Oklahoma or whever he is for some peace and quiet. Of course, the K’s would never approve of that.

Wait, I need more information on this. Did he marry her because she could get him and his family refugee status or was that just a perk that came along with the relationship etc.? Would the family not have approved otherwise if she did’t come with a chance of escaping Venezuela? Not judging, just curious.

I started on vodka, not really sure where to go on from here. Heroin??

Thank you, I now have my next book lined up.

Exactly. The fact Harry’s even invited blows my mind. I mean, I think the Middletons all hang out all the time, so who knows how often Harry hangs out in Anmer when Pippa’s around that they’ve become friends. Otherwise, it’s just weird. I definitely feel this is part of the social ladder climbing that’s so part of…

I put it in the group of middle class people who have enough disposable income to spend on an expensive bag, but not enough income to buy a real nice one like Chanel etc., but wants something “name” for you know, conspicuous consumption.

Jezzies really do find the best (although “best” here means most random) gifs.

“Christ Brown”

SPILL THE ATWOOD BEANS

So I’m supportive of you blocking your mother. My question is, does she know you’ve blocked her and did she get mad or does she just think you use Facebook a lot less now?