beefy-platitudes
beefy_platitudes
beefy-platitudes

Despair is the realm of cowards.

“I am the way into the city of woe,
I am the way into eternal pain,
I am the way to go among the lost.

Justice caused my high architect to move,
Divine omnipotence created me,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.

Before me there were no created things
But those that last forever—as do I.
Abandon all hope, you who enter

I think it’s about time for a downvote button on this site

If there’s any justice, Luckhurst will be getting force-fed daily cockmeat sandwiches.

Chief of Police William McManus is withholding comment until investigators can establish if the salsa came from New York City.

Please do update us when the local police union speaks up on the matter.

Even worse is the fact that he used rye bread.

Do the BMW drivers who fail to use a turn signal have to listen to an incessant flasher relay clicking noise?

$179?

Keep fuckin that chicken, sweetie. Yeah, naming it for a unit of the American military that participated in the genocide of Native Americans TOTALLY absolves them of being racist. There’s also that pesky little fact that the Blackhawks stole THEIR name from Sauk leader Chief Black Hawk, who fought AGAINST the United

This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

he can’t read yet

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I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

It’s called a Cleland Steamer

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”

Football Ryan Lochte.

Do you even rivalry, bro?