That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”

Liam Gallagher

He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

He is not a monster, just a man that really screwed up and has been paying in many ways.”

I’ve had Peter Thiel in my flex spot all season. It’s a half-point per lawsuit league.

I don’t believe anyone is accusing Trump of knowing these women...

I traded Drew Peterson and Joran Van Der Sloot for Trump in my keeper Fantasy Sleaze League. I struck while they were hot, but I was playing the long game and knew it was a YUGE win for me. Just an amazing, amazing deal.

When they fill the infield with water?

“The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.” —P.J. O’Rourke

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“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

God, look at that hair. Just look at it. I bet he’s got the sweetest cassettes in his Trans-Am.

Eight wins in the front, four losses in the back.

It’s when you get Chinese food and there’s only one wanton in the soup so you gotta fight over it.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

Mostly Cam got mad when some reporter referenced the Panthers as winless at 1-5.

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

He released a statement about the Trump tape so by law he had to be both a husband and father.