I thought the most punk thing you could do was gatekeep who gets to be punk.

“SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO STRYPER LIKE A GOOD POLITICIAN.”

as someone who was somewhat in that scene at one point in life....there is nothing worse than debating how punk something or someone is

Can Splinter cut it out with the lame hit pieces please?

Instead of disqualifying every. single. candidate. that. is. thinking. of. running.

Lol @ Aunt Splintypat huffing your smelling-salts over here. “Would you mind turning off your fundamental personality for the duration of this campaign, Mr. O’Rourke? We just don’t find it appropriate.”

There is no way you can model a presidential campaign off of DIY.

Sadly this is a problem with gaming as a hobby as a whole.

Steering wheels are complicated.

He has exhibits everything I attribute to racists.

Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simpler is far better.

I think I saw Collusion Witch Hoax at the Warped Tour in ‘03. 

something came back with him

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

But also the most spot-on.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

Exactly. Hoover Toyota posted that apology because it would affect sales at Hoover Toyota.

And Rand Paul demonstrates that he—like so goddamned many others—is capable of completely misinterpreting the point of Franklin’s oft-quoted (and oft-misused) aphorism concerning the relationship of liberty to security (or the appearance thereof).

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