TE is better than removal when it comes to something like an Oketra. 

It gets crazy in unranked. I’ve seen a turn 1 concede after dropping a Llanowar Elves. Relax, guy. How crap is your deck that a 1/1 dork is trouble?

It’s never harder when it’s cold. Shrinkage!

Had the “turn” happened over a season, rather than a single episode, I would be fine with it. We all knew Darth Vader turned to the dark side, but the way Lucas wrote it was lazy and laughable. He went from being a Jedi to slicing up Jedi toddlers for...nothing. After the surrender, Daenerys had a look of anguish for…

Carolyn Meadows: Hold my beer...

“Look, some blackness is happening! Let’s shut it down!” - police everywhere, also Laura Ingraham. 

That’s the last time I hit “Show more replies...” in a fucking Star Wars thread. JFC

I’m in my late 40s and I feel great about myself when looking at him. Thanks, Hitler with the bad hair!

JFC, I lasted all of 5 seconds listening to that less-smart fucking Gomer Pyle. He’s actually dumber than Trump. It fucking burns me up that he actually makes laws that affect me. God damn, this world is dumb. 

That’s actually 100% believable.

JFC, I am dumber for having watched that. This is the kind of stupid ass take I see on FB from one of my high school friends who also posts anti Colin K memes. 

If the both of the remaining dragons die, I will lose my shit. I’m still not over Verizon becoming a zombie dragon. 

That guy is the hero we need AND deserve. 

I never saw the movie in theaters, but my friend had and knew I loved Unbreakable. Without telling me why, he said I HAD to see this movie. When the reveal came, I said out loud, “Holy fucking shit! Oh fuck, it’s Unbreakable!” For sure a great experience. 

I suppose he could have done more but can we stop tearing down our liberal/progressive members because “they did not do the thing I wanted them to”? If all else in the world is great, go after Bernie for this. In the meantime there are actual racist fish to fry. While not perfect, he is a strong voice for many liberal…

Since he is not Dr. Manhattan, he can only occupy one space at a time. 

To be honest, they didn’t think any of this through. The Republican party is constantly mortgaging our future for tax cuts in the present. Fuck all else. 

Welcome to The Root. It’s like Jezebel, but we just get outraged over different nonsense.

“Hey, why won’t white America acknowledge these injustices?”

Bazzd: “Excuse me, but I think you meant God’s work. You forgot to capitalize and add a comma.”