“America is like an honours-list high school student that lights its own farts on fire.”

Why more has not been made of her ties to Sarah Palin, I just don’t get. That REALLY hits her credibility.

Is this guy rubbing one out to the joy this family is having over lawn mowing? Cuz I can relate.

No guys, really, I can’t fly. But you almost had me there. I really thought you were going to, NO WAIT! STOP! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu....... (splat)

I am of the firm belief that everyone should work some type of service-oriented job at least once. Retail, fast-food, server, etc. Simply so you learn what it’s like to deal with the public, because customers can be giant assholes. I’m always incredibly patient with the kids ringing me up at McDonald’s, serving me at…

If I could give you a billion more stars, or cash prizes, I would. THANK YOU! This IS now the Republican party base. This is their red meat. There is a reason Trump is so popular. There is a reason that they all have to out-crazy one another during the primaries.

A new Millenium Falcon? So, if you have the original, can you just buy the new radar dish instead of forking over $200 for this set?

And then you quickly left...

And poop

She’d be bad ass in an inflatable sumo suit.

Do we really need this lecture again? School these people, Martin.

And we still have some comedians defending him, or at least not condemning him. Looking at you, Sinbad.

Kindle book for a post-apocalyptic world? Seems like a bad idea.

Kindle book for a post-apocalyptic world? Seems like a bad idea.

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Fuuuuuck, Jason Bateman is getting old!

Please consider being less pendantic.

I like it when my GF sends me naked pics at random when I’m at work. This is good for me. PhD, please!

Words of Radiance won best fantasy novel? Has the well run that dry? I couldn’t even get through the audiobook of this series.

Hey now! Patrick Kane plays sports and is a talented sportsball player. Therefore, Kane = likely innocent especially since some people own his jersey and then what, we have to buy someone else’s? Sheesh!

The scene is goofy, but so is Hellboy. It fits.