Thank you kates2424. I am here to please. :)

Gasp! How DARE you edit your post to make me look silly! Good DAY, sir.

I know. But, Iggy is 24. Just makin them jokes.

They sure are. You thought I wrote "push-ups" when I only wrote "push up". Duh. Reading is fundamental. :)

Bullshit. A push up is very effective.

Or, if the case in question involved two people over the age of 25 I would be on point. It's safe to assume both Chair Tester and I (the ones my post was poking fun at) are over 25. Push ups!

In the context of Chair Tester's comment about Twitter being inappropriate, him being old and not getting it, I'd say it's in the perfect place.

You got that I was going for a mix of "get off my lawn" and self-deprecation? Good.

Psst, I know he's in his 40s. I was making the sarcasms. You know, cuz us old fogies in our 40s don't get this stuff. It's why I purposely used "The Facebooks". :)

In 2012 a law was passed in Congress that if you are under 25 you are only allowed to communicate through Twitter, Instagram or The Facebooks. An Amendment to include MySpace was struck down by Senator Whatevs.

I thought UP was a great film and

Thank you for making me Google "Lebron James solid gold".

Seriously, fuck this article. Yeah, it's a shame Dave made a doc series about shit he likes, and not shit you like and now he's the face of misogyny for you. No really, that sucks. I'm really sorry for you.

"Five Nickelback albums, from 2001's Silver Side Up to 2011's Here and Now, listing at under $20."

Player's Handbook 5e is mine! I haven't played pen and paper D&D in a good 20 years. I just want to read this and get super nostalgic.

Player's Handbook 5e is mine! I haven't played pen and paper D&D in a good 20 years. I just want to read this and…

Down by the river?

"Not entirely sure, no. It is how every other news site (including those that had reporters in the room) is reporting it, though, and Downey's known for being an asshole."

Biggie wasn't spending cheese, he ate it.