Beast Mode and Gronk should be a reality tv show. I don’t care what they would do on the show: sell ice cream, repair cars, start an 80s hair metal cover band, whatever. They need a show.

When the front desk agent at Motel 6 excludes customers because he is a racist, I blame him and the Motel 6.

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

But I wouldn’t. And Uber doesn’t offer a choice. That’s the problem. The option to pay a ridiculous amount to have a ride NOW is great, but where is the option to wait a while for a fair price if I’m not in a hurry?

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

“A Fountain to the Head.” Ayn Rand would be proud.

This is what happens when a company is allowed to skip the rules put in place for a reason everyone else has to follow. I'm so sick of the lazy mentality of "well it's hip and convenient, so I don't care what they're doing" and then when everyone else is run out of business, this is the kind of crap that lazy attitude…

I think it’s time for all nations that want to participate in the Olympics to pony up a few dollars, euros, pounds, shekels, rupees, etc. and give them to Greece, where a permanent dedicated Olympic Village will be built. Greece has no money, but they can donate land. Building it will help the Greek economy. (Why…

I don’t get all the New York hate.

Part of the approval process required you to actually plan to drive the car, not just leave it as a trophy.

I am assuming your kidding, but just in case:

Are we sure 17 is not a douchey Jersey Shore alum?

The more concerning issue is that one would probably become diabetic. Bananas have a lot of sugar and are relatively high on the glycemic index.

First of all there is no golden path for mothers at work. It’s not a rose garden.

Moms who allow themselves to have an identity beside being “MOM” are the best.

My boss told me today I could go home early if I needed to because I was getting a little upset about my aunt. She said I cover for people so much that if I needed time for myself to take it. It was nice to hear that. Not everyone gets that support.

Prince wouldn’t threaten to murder you and your family.

I think the issue is that when people choose to patronize certain establishments they view it as voting with their money. When some people make a conscious decision to spend money at a vegan restaurant, it is because they think their money is going to support an establishment and company that aligns with their values…

But then you look at the photos and realise that, in truth, this is merely the golden age of pub facts.

My god, this generation of muscle cars is stupid fast. That had more power that an MP4-12C and 91% the power of an aventador. This is kinda feeling like a golden age of cars