Beast Mode and Gronk should be a reality tv show. I don’t care what they would do on the show: sell ice cream, repair cars, start an 80s hair metal cover band, whatever. They need a show.

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

“A Fountain to the Head.” Ayn Rand would be proud.

I don’t get all the New York hate.

Part of the approval process required you to actually plan to drive the car, not just leave it as a trophy.

I am assuming your kidding, but just in case:

Are we sure 17 is not a douchey Jersey Shore alum?

The more concerning issue is that one would probably become diabetic. Bananas have a lot of sugar and are relatively high on the glycemic index.

Didn’t take long for the “All vegans are annoying, pushy, self righteous jerks” crowd to show up in the comments. For what it’s worth, no, all vegans are not those things. I’ve met a small handful who were and I’ve met PLENTY of vegans. Now omnivores who can’t stop themselves making snide comments when they discover…

He didn’t exactly keep it a secret though. He wrote a song about it and when a fan threw him a leather jacket at him he was nice about it but said “don’t kill a cow for me!” or something like that. I really respect his dedication because he didn’t even wear wool. He wasn’t like these obnoxious fuckers but he was also…

First of all there is no golden path for mothers at work. It’s not a rose garden.

Moms who allow themselves to have an identity beside being “MOM” are the best.

My boss told me today I could go home early if I needed to because I was getting a little upset about my aunt. She said I cover for people so much that if I needed time for myself to take it. It was nice to hear that. Not everyone gets that support.

Prince wouldn’t threaten to murder you and your family.

I think the issue is that when people choose to patronize certain establishments they view it as voting with their money. When some people make a conscious decision to spend money at a vegan restaurant, it is because they think their money is going to support an establishment and company that aligns with their values…

That’s right. We, the Poles, have the same saying for our works of art after World War II...

Customs authorities were tipped off when the bandits handed them a fake Polish registration card that simply said "For more information, see reverse side" on both sides.

But then you look at the photos and realise that, in truth, this is merely the golden age of pub facts.

My god, this generation of muscle cars is stupid fast. That had more power that an MP4-12C and 91% the power of an aventador. This is kinda feeling like a golden age of cars