No, no, no.... It’s John Voit.......... It was John Voit’s car...... (Only Seinfeld people will get this)

The Cavs are a Dellavedova dive into Currys legs away from a title.

pfft easy... just check your register and arrest the only 10 guys in texas who didnt have guns yet.... ill take my 5 grand in quarters plz

I want this inside me.

I will never not hate Sherri Shepherd for choosing to make and then choosing to abandon a child.

The only thing that’s obvious is that Eva is using this factual or fictional ‘incident’ to launch her mommy blog.

Between this odd story and the Ben Affleck nanny situation, I feel bad for actual nannies. I feel like more often than not, they are dealing with advances from their employer rather than coming onto the employer.

Now at this point in Kyle’s story, the part of me who is the teenager who came of age in Brooklyn started bubbling up– and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

I heard Daisy Ridley’s dress is made from George Lucas’s tears.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

Shouldn’t the title read the other way?

Self-Proclaimed Democrats / Progressives, get your shit together now. Like, NOW.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUS MY NAM IS JOHN HENNESSEY AND JUST BECAUS YOU BOGHT A TURBO KIT FOR YOUR LOTUS ELISE DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN COMPLAIN WHEN IT INEVITABLY BREAKS FUCK YOU TEXAS RUNS YOUR ASS OVER

Probably because of all the veiled and not so veiled attacks on her for not making a public statement.

It’s a weird, weird world we live in. I’m sure it’s a well-meant gift and one much needed for legal bills. However, it is so odd to me that we are at the point where press releases about goodwill gestures and gifts have to be issued or else the public and peers will accuse you of being a false friend or bad feminist…

Uber: “Your final destination begins with us.”

New company slogan right there.

I was talking about this with a friend who drives for a well-run taxi company.

Not sure what article you read, but it clearly wasn’t mine.

I'd love to do that comparo if BMW lets us.