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Agreed! Guy has done nothing but travel the country bringing a financial boon to small restaurants. And now, during the pandemic, he’s keeping me entertained by forcing his son to awkwardly interact with him on camera while providing an opportunity for some of those same small restaurants to make a bit of cash through

I think there’s a good chance they only made $5,000 because 30 million people have lost their jobs and health insurance and probably don’t have any money to spare right now. 

Yeah how much did the staff of Jezebel raise for charity yesterday?

I’m all for snark but come on, every single article I’ve seen on here lately is just shitting on people. The cast of Pitch Perfect (a movie I enjoyed, please don’t come for me) raised $5,000 for singing for a few minutes. They are literally (probably) at home doing nothing and they managed to raise $5,000. If I could

It’s called being a hypocrite.

As did nearly every comment on here. Did you read a single one supporting your take?

A bitchy compliment towards Taylor Swift yet the transphobic Cardi B is praised by a trans woman.

I feel like Jezebel has lately been more “bratty high schoolers share their hot takes on the news” and less “interesting perspectives on current events.” I’m becoming wary of clicking through on anything anymore because I feel like I’m fueling real trash rather than journalism.”

The "bravely" comes off as unnecessarily snarky. No decent human being is pro-voter suppression. If all they wanted to do was highlight Swift's statement against Trump's garbage tactics, it was easy enough to write a headline that read neutral at best. I rarely comment on the Taylor stuff, and I'm bored of the

You know what’s good feminism? Not shitting on women for using their platform for good.

Yeah, fuck Taylor Swift for trying to get her fans to vote in a timely manner to have their voices heard, amirite? Who the hell does she think she is, being all influencing and popular and with a loud voice on social media, trying to get people involved so we don’t have another 4 years of Donald Trump. The unmitigated

It’s gotten exhausting. I’ve never really had much of a opinion on her but I do admire the fact that she’s obviously become educated on the issues enough to speak out and risk potential backlash. Why not call out the celebs who just insulate themselves by not wanting to be seen as "political"?

I think it’s gross for Miley (or anyone!) to interact with Barstool Sports in any capacity. 

“just joshin around, bro, just joshin

Same here! I loved him as a youngun and he turned out about as well as my major childhood crush (a community college dropout whose facebook photos are all of him with various women in bikinis/drinking at house parties) who I asked out and got rejected by twice.

Aaron Carter represents a truth about my life, on a large scale.

Some places that I’ve ordered from give you things disassembled so that you can build it yourself without things getting soggy. Not that I ever minded a hot dog at Wrigley wrapped in that paper foil so it’s all steamy and soggy but in a good way.