I will concede that very excellent point.

The more someone insists they’re “one of the good ones,” a “nice guy,” the more I become convinced there is a torture basement in their residence.

“I’m pro-choice but I don’t like abortion or Planned Parenthood.” = “I’m a vegan but I eat steak and cheese.”

I find it ironic that he is deemed an “outsider” and not a career politician, which apparently qualifies him, and in the same breath list his Congressional achievements going back 20+ years....

Thank you for articulating why Bernie Sanders’ rhetoric has been bothering me: It’s all the problems, without any solutions. There’s a lot of big ideas, but none with a solid financial and implementation plan. That said, I’m not going to take my ball and go home if things don’t turn out the way I want them to, and I…

I think the last two houses never even finished renovations before Kim and Kanye sold them off because they weren’t “right”, but there’s a lot of gossip they didn’t have enough liquid cash to keep up on mortgage payments for a $10-20 million house.

I just can’t belief that only the white people working on “Straight Outta Compton” (writers) and “Creed” (Sylvester Stallone) were worthy of nominations....

Saved for future use!! I love Elaine...

I was so sad there wasn't a gif of her dancing and eating it.

“Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?”

For you.

I’m so sorry for your loss. I work at a tight knit nonprofit and my coworker put his 15 year old therapy dog down this afternoon. The idea that she won’t be at my feet every lunch hour, begging salami or French fries off me, or unzipping my tent in search of a sleeping bag to nest in, is breaking my heart, even though…

Why does her skin look so...dead in these photos? Like she’s just done a polar bear swim or is auditioning for a remake of “Mary Jane’s Last Dance”?

It's a troll. They can't even spell millennial correctly, which is a word that comes up extremely often in marketing.

We have a no balloon policy at my work that’s spread to my home after our crews and volunteers have picked up mylar balloons dozens of miles outside Vegas.

I didn’t click the article and until I read your comment, just assumed it was as well.

And I just discovered there was someone that I thought Lindsay Lohan was too good for.

So...MTV’s “Next” without the production budget to rent a bus?

I’d say you could skip 4, which doesn’t tie into the main story too much, but if 5 ties up the sisters’ storyline and you want to understand it, you’ll likely need to see 2. I actually like 2, but the only reason I can come up with right now is the dog and animals getting spooked when you can’t see what they’re afraid…