Maybe it’s because “Take Care” is one of my favorite songs, but I was hoping he and Rihanna would eventually get back together.

I think we have found the exact stereotype-in-the-flesh we all assumed was on Ashley Madison.

I flush the wad of hair from my brush because of that episode.

“Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?”

He just got too high and thinks his skateboard doesn’t have wheels.

:reads Wiz story, puts down bong for the day:

I agree on every point, except “The Purge” was a cinematic masterpiece, along with its sequel. That movie is amazing and I will defend it to the death, good sir or madam.

Actually, the cake makers did discriminate. You can hold whatever beliefs you like. You can’t refuse service against a protected class based on their protected class status. It happens all the time, but only a few idiots are dumb enough to say to their faces, “I’m not baking your cake cuz you’re a homo-sexual!” to the…

Does she proclaim, “And of course she was ‘nakey’ at the time because you couldn’t keep clothes on her!” i think that’s my mom’s favorite phrase.

My parents had a rule that guests were not allowed upstairs after 7 pm. My sister, brother, and I ignored this rule and his complaining until I was a high school freshman and my boyfriend and his friend and I trooped up the stairs at 8pm one night and my dad was just casually walking around their bedroom naked and the…

I think Dre should donate way more than $1 million. Apple has profited off their relationship to this man, and I don’t think it’s unreasonable for them to make, what with their profit margin, is a drop in the bucket donation to say they are serious about not supporting his past actions and his past violence. I’m not…

Seriously, Apple? That’s the best you can do? No “Out of respect for his victims, we have donated $1 million to RAINN.”? Someone needs a lesson in PR...

VINDICATION IS MINE!!!

Yes!! And just one blurry photo on Kodak film to prove it? No way.

I am convinced they’re both fake and I need to be right about this more than I’d like to admit.

Until I see a less-blurry picture of Bello as a child, I’m not believing the eyes. The photo they showed looked like his eyes were reflecting a blue-ish color, not that his eyes were aquamarine.

The real question here is, how did you resist the urge to claim the double-mozzarella side?

Even if she was married, some people think a wedding is all about getting more attention than the bride and groom. My fiance’s sister in law actually asked what hairstyle I was doing, then said that she was doing that one too so we could be twinsies. Uh, ya gonna wear a white dress and veil too, sweetie?