I have it on good authority it's Andy Samberg pretending to be Nicolas Cage.

I don't see why people believe this anymore than when a celebrity is writing strange things on a newly started Facebook or Twitter account that isn't verified. I actually skipped over the Himmm comments when reading CDAN since it seemed more like an attention-grab than real.

She has a younger brother, and I really hate to think that there's something going on and she is not defending him, but that was the implication I got out of it.

I really hope that Matthew Perry has a long-standing beef with RDJ and is trying to smear his reputation by pretending to be him on the internet. It'd be like a movie plot come to life!

"Will your reality ever come out on Blu-Ray so we can enjoy it?"

CDAN is pretty weird. I've been reading it for a three or four years, and the last six months the writing has changed, and it started being posted on a schedule and on weekends, with a lot of posts, making it very suspicious that someone with a full-time job that is supposedly high-power and involves court cases…

But Belle wasn't born into a 'good' family, she only married into royalty.

I was trying to explain to me boyfriends why it was so funny! "You see, this child star and her sister are on the Beverly Hills one and Kim is always whacked out off her mind but no one ever mentions it, until the last episode and then they just said it was alcohol when it was totally obvious it wasn't! And she was…

According to the always accurate and never hyperbolic South Park, there's a Vagisil car.

Bring it on for a boob bump, ladies!!

Next birthday, I bet she'll be asking for a new, more attentive husband.

My mom just screamed at me for losing my phone. I had called to tell her how dinner with my boyfriend's parents went. She is pissed that I had downloaded ringtones that are now lost as my phone is totally gone (flew off the hood of my car on the freeway). Um, I paid for them. And I lost a bunch of pictures and my…

I work outdoors for my job sometimes, and during one hot day in a refuge with no shade, I started getting hot and dizzy and became convinced it would be logical to take my shirt off. Nevermind I would be topless in front of our volunteers or sunburned to a crisp, it was the logical step. Luckily something in my brain…

The attendants on the Southwest flight I was on a month ago were so chipper and enthusiastic...all I could think is someone was slipping crack into their coffee. I was just doing a 55 minute flight, and began to consider throttling the man in front of me who reclined during take-off and bite the woman jiggling her leg…

Trying to choose between a Blackberry Torch and an iPhone...

I think she is more angry she wasn't invited for at least a cameo, if not to star as herself. 'Hollywood's Team Obama' only includes people not inviting her on their show or movie.

I see her not in costume now and see the resemblance. It's distressing.

I'm still confused as to whether the author even watched it, as "So I've Heard" follows up the judgments. I thought 'Chewed Up' was darker than most of his stuff, but it was also hilarious and insightful.

I love that he said what so many people were afraid to ssay, and said it flat out without any apologies.

I will add to the chorus - well said and a round of golf claps.