This is the part where I admit I barely made it 30 seconds into the video.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

And an amazing tolerance for sexual assault.

“The saddest part about this information you’re about to read is that—when you first read this post—I bet you said to yourself: ‘Oh yeah, there was a school shooting last week.’”

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

Too bad he was called out for never touching home plate. Tebow never learned what comes after second base.