Somewhere, this is driving Jeff Sullivan crazy

Romney picture looked liked he was in a bowling alley. Saw Collins quote. Left... happy?

I don’t dislike mayo, but the only time I use it is in a pickle and mayonnaise sandwich. It’s the only time I eat white bread, too. And it has to be in the summer. And I have to be inside. In air conditioning. But that’s the only time I use mayo. 

You see those camera cuts? That wasn’t one take. He most definitely could not get through one take.

Garbage Truck

Pretty much this. You speak for us all.

Man, what’s with all the grammer ninja’s on Kinja lately?

Came to say this. Best baseball game of all time.

This band. THIS BAND. They are the embodiment of the quality of football you are mocking.

My wife works in a school where this could happen to her on any given school day. This is a good teen. Not only is he a good teen, I would bet that she is a good teacher. I would also bet that this good teen was motivated to action because his good teacher became collateral damage in a fight that is a routine…

......I’m okay with this rant

My theory is he is going to be getting his ass shredded in a debate and throw a ‘get back in the kitchen’ or some such comment in there. Have an epic meltdown. That’s what I’m hoping, at least.

This is the most universal example of the exemplary reaction time of major league baseball players that I’ve ever seen.