Remember his infrastructure plan, with all the business leaders? Remember his “business council,” stocked with CEOs who all bailed within a month? Remember him choo-chooing in the big ol’ truck and how he was going to help blue-collars? How’d all those work out?

He announced three years ago that not only was the US going to build a wall, but Mexico would pay for it. How’s that coming along? As for the global part, lol, Pence can’t even get world leaders to acknowledge the president, much less agree to work with him on anything.

He’s already diverted “emergency” funds for a thesaurus and this book that tickled me and my friends as HS freshmen.

Well, I know what my nightmare is going to be tonight!

may i respectfully suggest all of them. ALL. the. hammers.

Can you imagine being the members of his staff who have to stand there and fake-laugh while he ‘workshops’ his nicknames? It would be like being trapped in a heretofore unknown Tenth Circle of Hell in Dante’s Inferno.

I still love, “it was really wet from the standpoint of water”.

What a time to be alive that we are relieved our president is stupid.

The good news is, he’s far too stupid to remember a long list of nicknames. He’ll probably just resort to sticking “socialist” in front of everyone’s name. 

Nancy. I call her ... Nancy.

Oh, I know what I wrote. I’m just not the POTUS

Big emergency! Emergency right now! Gotta go golf and think up nicknames for my Enemies List!!

And while in the middle of a national emergency.

Mocking other people is humor to him. It’s a thing insecure bullies do.

The term “executive time” now getting stretched further than the elastic in Mango Unchained’s golf diaper.

the president is reportedly spending his time trying out the absolute dumbest possible nicknames for all his potential opponents.

Name calling. So mature for a 72-year old man who was recently announced to be obese in major news headlines.

Trump Is Reportedly Working

Ah yes, this is where he really shines as a poet. 

Legit question: Does he have a sense of humor?  I’ve never heard him crack a joke- his attempts seem to be him mocking other people.