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Im sure. Speaking from experience as a salesman at a luxury dealer and from people I’ve talked to, to normal non gearhead buyers, that badge means everything, even more than performance and refinement. These people dont care that their dashes are covered with leather that was hand stitched by some guy named Hans. Nor

The only thing I got out of this article is the fact that you blurred out a dog’s genitalia. So fucking strange.

That is... not a shadow.

It’s a shame Cadillac in general does not get the respect it deserves. Auto publications pour praise on them but it doesn’t translate into sales. I don’t know if that’s due to poor advertisement because I don’t have cable and run ad blockers, but knowing GM I’d bet it is. The cars are different, striking and dynamic

Seller took his new dealer license down to Manheim Auctions, bought a cheap Panamera with needs, he polished away those needs, and now flips it to the first sucker who doesn’t do his homework. And he writes a misleading ad to prove his lack of honesty.

Crack Pipe for misleading ad. He’s really asking $28,999.

It takes a special set of skills to fuck this up twice.

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

I see you’ve met Uncle Leon.

To be a true Corvette enthusiast, you need to figure out how many of those 3 speed cars were convertibles, in that color combination, with a removable hard top. Then, sit next to the car in a lawn chair wearing a woodie themed Hawaiian shirt and a pair of jorts and quote that smaller number endlessly to whoever passes

“Features unique to that first year include pushbutton exterior door latches, smaller 7-inch wheels, and the omission of the Stingray badge on the front fenders.”

For example if the Town Car got 25 mpg, after 300,000 at $2.50/gallon, that’s $30,000 right there in gasoline alone.

My favorite was:

Hi, welcome to Deadspin dot com. We are a sports website.

I saw a tweet yesterday by some credulous dumbass that, more or less, went “To give McGregor no chance is absurd. Floyd has never fought anyone with his precision and power...”

Sophie had a better choice.

Nah. That’s butthole son.

Literally every car in the left lane, directly in front of me.

You aren’t missing anything.

Yes. Lease costs are directly proportional to the resale value of the car used. Functionally, you’re taking out a loan for the delta between the MSRP and the expected value at lease term, with the dealer’s profit coming on 1) the interest on that loan and 2) if you treat your lease particularly well, it being worth