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Audi’s are such legendary pieces of shit. How people around here continue to froth about them as if they were anything other than The Holy Grail of In The Shop is beyond me.

*lose

IS it NECESSARY for Lebron to drink his own urine?? No, but he does it anyway because it’s sterile and he likes the taste.

Everytime I see a WWII movie now, I think: “Thank god for the Russians”.

From DDayMuseum.co.uk

Man, I love American history.

ORLY?? More British & Commonwealth troops landed on D-Day than Americans. This is exactly the kind of shit that winds Britons up when Americans talk about WW2.

I have never found it all that difficult to make sure both men get their credit, at least in my mind, for just how great they are, and yet ultimately conclude that despite Nadal’s clay dominance Fed has the best overall record. Others have discussed that overall record and I won’t repeat it.

So as to Nadal, on clay,

To add to the breakdown of the head-to-head provided by muwarror608:

But the 23-14 record is skewed by the 13-2 on clay by Nadal. On other surfaces the record is 12-10 Federer.

Take your star and just go

The damage looks supraficial.

If you amortize the amount due at signing over the 24 month term, plus the taxes (7% of new car value here in GA), this is a $550/mo lease. $0.66 per mile, plus gas and insurance. Not a very good deal.

Of course a hot dog is a sandwich. A slice of pizza is a sandwich too, if, like any decent human being, you fold it in half before you shove it into your maw. If you eat pizza with a knife and fork, it’s still a sandwich, but you’re a disgusting, filthy piece of trash.

Oh, that’s how it works. I’m going to sit down today and eat as many bowls of Skyline chili I can and become a chili expert. Stick to stuffing your hot dog sandwich hole, Chestnut. Merriam-Webster ended this debate over 2 years ago:

Joey Chestnut looks like Peter Thiel if he ate hotdogs instead of children.

Wow. I used to like Joey Chestnut.

Obligatory.