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I can only speak to my experience at a Mazda dealership in Denver, and that’s the only Mazda dealership I’ve ever been to, but it sucked.  When I asked if I could drive the new Miata, it was as though I was asking to drive a new Ferrari.  There was quite the commotion about whether I could be trusted to drive their

It’s too bad, too, because the Mazda stick is very good. 

I completely agree. Keys are simple and don’t take up much space. They easily fit into your pockets. Key fobs are enormous bricks that constantly jab my quads and will eventually find their way up my ass.  

Oh no -- you see, we have to keep coming up with solutions to problems that don’t exist.  

Yeah, nobody is going to drive this car once they buy it.  This asshole who hasn’t driven this car is going to sell it to another asshole who won’t drive this car.  

Not only to I drive the shit out of my NSX, I let any of my friends who want to drive it take it for a spin. What’s the point of having cool shit if you can’t share it with people?

I’ve daily driven my NSX. I would drop off my kids to school in one of my other cars, drive back, pick up the NSX, and then go to work. I would arrive at work with a smile on my face and arrive home after a hard day at work exactly the same way.

That’s because you’re not indifferent to cars. You actually love cars.

It’s a horrible return on investment, no matter how you look at it.  

I don’t like you.  

Good for you -- you have done with this car exactly what it was meant to do.  

He was just looking to get inflated.  

Me, too.  I have time to post trash talk on here and other websites -- many, many other websites -- but there’s no way in hell I’m going to actually read these articles.  

I drove one when they first came out. Fun car with terrific handling, but I never considered it for two reasons:

Here’s the bottom line: BMW hates us.

The new Supra is gross, but it’s a masterpiece compared to the nasty shit that BMW is putting out these days.  

Oh, this is very ugly.  No doubt.  But there’s plenty of competition out there for this title.  

Yes!

BMW stopped making interesting cars years ago.  The badge is what keeps them going, and it will for a long time.  Don’t underestimate the brand obsession of people.  

I can see it.