Sorry, but what you just wrote doesn’t make any sense. Simply crossing a sideline doesn’t mean you’ve engaged in a deliberate act of violence. Just the same, a deliberate act of violence clearly can take place in the field of play. In the video in this story, the player was obviously in the field of play. He…

This distinction is actually laid out better in civil law than in criminal law, which is grossly deficient when it comes to properly charging people for what are clear assaults in an athletic competition.

Yeah, but it’s worse in every other way. Mid-engine benefit isn’t offset by all the other costs.

Before I bought my S2000, I cross-shopped a Boxster. They’re similar cars, except that the S2000 is better in every meaningful way.

I’d rather fill out the cabinet with all of these people than what Trump is picking.

Good point. In a type of way, this pick is the best assurance that we will not be getting into a nuclear war.

Shit BMW’s don’t deserve an LS. They deserve to rot in a junk yard.

Own a BMW for seven months — which was all I could tolerate — and you’ll be nursing a bottle of Viagra.

Calling the entire 6 series line garbage is an insult to garbage.

The transmission is only horrible in relation to the truly miserable electrical system.

You don’t need a bullshit excuse to stay away from this car when there already is an excellent one: mechanical service on this thing is frequent, time-consuming and absurdly expensive. It’s a super model with a cocaine habit.

Saying it has a finicky engine is like saying the Korean War was a minor skirmish.

$34k for a turbo Supra with $15k?

Elitist schwein.

Porsh, like borscht.

Is there any way you’d be willing to shut the fuck up and not give out any additional relationship advice?

Steve Bannon has lousy handwriting.

I hate America. Fuck us all.

WRX is the way to go.

Agreed. We already have enough shit in this country. We shouldn’t import more of it.