Duuuude — Conan is the only funny late-night guy.

Reagan.

I agree. This guy is awesome.

This is the most exciting thing I’ve seen in boxing in at least five years — and I’m a god damn boxing fan!

This is the type of thing the New York Browns and Cleveland Jets always do.

Why do you have to ask silly questions?

Such a bullshit, sanctimonious take.

The Matt Millen of NFL coaching.

It looks like it’s turned out far beyond well. This new NSX is a gorgeous machine, and it’s taken risks that the likes of Ferrari and Lamborghini would never take.

How’d you enjoy getting in and out of it?

That is true. That is the one drawback of electric engines. However, and I say this as someone who loves traditional engines, electric engines are becoming superior in literally every other way — torque, weight, simplicity, reliability, size, environmental impact. We complain about them now, but we won’t when we’re…

I’m not sure about that. It’s getting cheaper to put out high horsepower at lower prices. And now even cars in the $25k range can have strong driving dynamics.

Who gives a shit about badge recognition?

Against which cars — especially in its price range — does the NSX pale in comparison?

In my dreams will the new NSX be forgotten. That would make it affordable and attainable. That will never happen.

You didn’t do anything. They won, and you watched.

Norman is crap, but Bryant is a loudmouthed steaming pile of shit.

With Norman covering him, Bryant has has had 12 passes thrown his way. He’s caught four balls for 39 yards.

Anyone who claims that any animal in the world is cuter than a panda is a degenerate who doesn’t know shit. They’re god damn adorable.

Anyone who suggests a BMW when what this guy is asking for is durable and dependable either didn’t read the article or is a sadist.