That’s great — yours has 170,000 miles and you take it to track days. I’m sure your anecdotal evidence — and, by the way, you haven’t shared with us the gobs of money you’ve spent keeping it on the road for 170,000 miles — is enough to overcome volumes of objective data proving that BMWs, especially M cars, are not…

Are you a comedian, or have you completely lost leave of your senses?

If that’s the answer, I hate to think what the question may be.

He wants something durable and dependable. Why are you suggesting a BMW, and particularly an M car?

Since about the time that a BMW became durable and dependable.

He’s never denounced them. He’s hired them. Brannon and Sessions are going to be a part of this administration.

I’m a Jew and I can confirm that I’m a soulless golem.

Yeah, all modern rap is magnificent, and anything that’s not modern rap is awful. Deadspin is so hip and progressive. Don’t you wish you could be as cool as their staff?

No, he isn’t. He complains about the team not learning, but he’s never bothered to learn how to shoot.

Wow, you have way too much time on your hands.

You said what you had to say, but you didn’t actually explain your reasoning. So in other words, you simultaneously said shit and didn’t say shit.

Explain why, brainiac. Besides just giving us your conclusion, what’s your reasoning?

God dammit — why isn’t this at the top with all of the stars instead of the stupid shit that’s above this?

Jesus Christ, dude — someone disagrees with you and you immediately call them Trump? That’s just about the worst insult that someone can use right now, and you pull that shit out right away?

Your point is not a smart one in the least, and this has been blown completely out of proportion.

You’re ignoring the fact that China isn’t sending us a bunch of sad sack dopes who are alternating between bong hits and chugs of PBR.

You didn’t read the article, did you?

I’m pretty sure you’re far from the first to come up with this “theory.”

Yes, for competitive purposes, since this sort of thing happens all the time, right?

Once is far too many times to own a BMW.