Shit, that’s actually a really good point about the NBA.

Damn, that was a magnificent tweet.

I hate us so much right now. I don’t even know what else to say. This is my worst day as an American citizen.

Are you commenting on the election?

When you have players like Jordan, Pippen, Shaq and Kobe, you can run a basic high school offense and still be successful. The notion that Phil Jackson is some kind of basketball genius is nonsense.

We need to be three or four separate nations. I’d rather not share a country with the imbeciles in Utah, Texas, West Virginia, Idaho, etc. Fuck them all. They can form the country of Dumbassia, watch all of their right-wing social experiments fail like they did in Kansas, and then proceed to turn themselves into a…

Wrong. It means Democrats would have lost — at most — one presidential election in the last 24 years.

Bullshit.

Me, too. I’m a white male. There are less of us than white women. Ergo, minority.

Plunging to a flaming death from 20,000 feet doesn’t scare me at all, but one snake on an airplane would scare the living shit out of me.

This is what’s hugely concerning for me. A bunch of idiots full of senseless anger and heaps of ammunition scare the shit out of me.

We’re an empire in decline, and empires in decline decay from within.

What was the point of all that testing?

German engineering.

This is quite possibly the most idiotic and nonsensical automotive rant I’ve ever come across.

I agree. Not only are performance SUVs dumb by nature, but they’re dangerous. These vehicles don’t handle like cars and simply can’t. Worse yet, the type of people who buy these vehicles will be shitty drivers with more money than sense, and they will do damage to themselves and others.

I completely agree. I went from “this car is awesome” to “I hope someone steals this fucking thing and grenades it” with my BMW faster than the car could go from 0 to 60.

Let me fix it some more for you:

Because people are stupid. They’ll buy the car and convince themselves, “It won’t happen to me. This car will be fine. Plus, I’ll just have this bitchin’ ride that will finally help me get laid.”

I just don’t understand why people put up with this bullshit from BMW and most other European automakers.