Fuck this. This is dirty pool trickery that goes beyond the spirit of the game. An offensive player “giving up” on a play happens all the time: at the end of games when a player wants the play to end so they can snap another play, the QB sliding, etc. You can’t pull an okey-doke and keep going after you’ve already…

His jokes aren’t even in print. Outlines of his jokes are in print.

Person 1: I took my wife to the Caribbean last month.

It’s a hit piece.

Yep. But it’s important that we be mad about anything and everything I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes - See Jim Jefferies’ “Don’t Read My Material.”

Aziz Ansari doesn’t deserve the level of vitriol directed at Louis CK et al. CK masturbated to his subordinates then blackballed them with his influence. Aziz Ansari thought he was getting a groupie one night stand, she thought it was a date. Neither of them clarified their expectations for the night. He was an…

This seems like an unneccessary article

This is the dumbest fucking post I’ve yet seen in the year of our lord 2018. You could take Richard Pryor’s most killer material and distill it down in a snarky and offputting blob of text and make it sound like he was a shitty comedian. The purpose of this post is clearly to try to put Ansari back up on that cross of…

I say this in a way that is divorced from Aziz or the woman victimized:

You’re making fun of a comedian because.... his jokes are less funny in print than they are delivered?  The fuck is this bs?

“this post probably never would have been considered newsworthy enough to print”

Seems pretty weird to refer to Serena as the best tennis player of all time when she’d lose to about every man in the top 10.  

I mean, definitely the huge bro is MORE in the wrong, but the other guy is definitely lifting too much if his only option is dropping the weight and letting it bounce 3 times. 

I have no doubt you are going to see 30 different variations of this comments:

Then don’t play in them? There are women only leagues. What I don’t get is the same people that push the women and men are squarely equal narrative are the same ones that write the articles complaining about imbalance. Guess what - women can’t compete with men in basketball - the physical attributes between men and…

Neither Washington State’s president or athletic director responded to Deadspin’s request for comment.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

Also, it’s worth noting, that the Raptors are only the third most northern team in the NBA.