Fuck you. Then why not show a picture of her taking a dump?

Yes. And my balls hang lower at 56 than at 21.

Trois Riviers in Atlantics.

Ryan-o-rectus?

Woodywonderland?

Schlonggate?

That McDonalds logo fucks up the whole vibe.

Why? Is this supposed to be brave? Just another confirmation of how righteous it is for older, fit, ripped men to date bubbleheaded twentysomethings.

A twenty year old Suburban with two spark plugs removed.

Weak.

Ford doesn't own Volvo; Geely China does.

She offered. Any sane fucker would take the deal.

Please 911 purists; this is a mid engined car. Totally diff.

Yeah. Those fixed rear axles just turn me ONNNNNN!

Wahhhh. I don't wanna heel and toe.

RUF CTR 3.

No, I say No. In that era. Doping? It cannot be.

Lena Dunham has the same size tits as a man so endowed with adipose tissue.

When the car starts to slide, for gods sake don't lift.