This is an awesome piece of sports writing.

Why the pic of Julia Roberts ?

Holy shit did the fire marshalls do a pitiful job. You don’t point the extinguishers at the top of the flames....you point them at the base of the flames.

Golf is the only sport that polices itself, and douchebags are not welcome.

Beggie pardon monsignior, that’s no cow. Tis a steer luv.

The Ferrari wins hands down because it has one thing the Koenegsegg doesn’t....awesome induction

I don’t like his lines at all. He constantly turns in too early, runs out of road on exit, and doesn’t get full throttle till the car is perfectly straight.

Sad.

What’s a Sentra doing with an F1 rev-limiter?

If British schoolchildren recognise the “cartoon dick-and-balls” you fuckers have got bigger problems

Don’t think so. Saw the exact (as it can be given photos) color at a car show in Jupiter, Florida.

I, for once, am not making a disparaging remark.

A three month long assault?

Everybody who gives any Fucks say Plyyyybbb.

Bo Burnham.

Who’s the dick that took two parking places for his Silverado?

Filming a skateboarding taco with pre-ordained car-taco-interface.

I’ve never been this fast in my life.

Perhaps you we're expecting the Dunlop Bridge. Check around 6 mins.

I have no words.