Good thing. In Florida, few Dagos own car dealerships.

What about the Mercedes designed inline six that Datsun (yes, I know) copied for the 240Z and other cars?

N.O. This is not brake failure, it's obviously a stuck throttle.

Fuck me. I don't need a (shitty) Top Gun for cars.

Don't you fuckers have anything else to do?

My hero.

Fuck You. Paul Newman raced at Daytona when he was 75 years old. He's no dead dude. He's a role model.

Don't blame the PGA Tour for this shit, it's their insurance carrier who outlaws the fun.

Ungapatchka. Yiddish for overly ornate, busy, ridiculously over-decorated, and garnished to the point of distaste.

Try as you may, you shant duplicate the lipless visage nor the Marvel-esqe jaw line.

Why does 1 need to do a shitload of traps?

Word up. This column-o-nature is bad enough w/o dat Buddha.

These are the Lemon Beagles Maymo et fils.

Fuck. Buy a Singer 911. Better yet two.

I'm drunkenly Dive Bombing as many posts as I can.

Is that a tornado on his/she/it head?

Sex in metal.

Florida. Combee. False shit.

Holy Fuck. Gold chains a-flinging, pinkie rings a-twirling, wretched un-fuckable Guidettes calling at all hours, telling this chest-shaving bloated proto-human "I wanna take this fucker for all I can", and THIS is the result?