Igor Batshit?

Is this meant to be self consciously stupid of is that in fact a happy coincidence?

You mean the uber-douche is your idol. Is this not the same guy who paints all of his cars Fly Yellow?

Jujy Jealous? Monkey Grumpy? Peroxide Cockeyed? Flame Disclaim?

You're looking at this the wrong way. He doesn't need twenty Porcshes', he wants twenty Porsches.

10. No. Yes it revs quick, but flatulent. 9. Indeed. Induction noise seals the deal. 8. Low revs don't cut it. 7. The videos are awesome, but wastegate noise is not. 6. Nascar, not even. 5. Though Historical, won't make women do things the nuns said not to do. 4. The Gold Standard. 3. Holy fuck. 2. Inane wording on…

Also, because Ferraris' run LMP 1 cars into guardrails.

Why?

Hyperthyroidism.

Who hit this bitch in the face 72 times?

Tres cool paint-do.

This is an alarming fetish.

Good God.

Le Voiture du Maxim-Date rape. Smoothness to endear, and space to do the Nasty while Barry White chimes in.

Why the fuck do women strap fake cauliflowers on their blobs of protoplasm.

Florida. Creamer. Vibrator.

Bloated Proto-Negro flame-breaks her reputation.

Good point. There is quite a difference between the Aussies interpretation of "Hoonage" and the feeble display of doing a burnout and going nowhere at all. Let's call Americans chickens and the Aussies pigs, just for the sake of my making a valid point.

And. Caps Lock. Fucking Caps Lock. Get a brain you Moran.

This is why the rest of the world hates Americans.