Yeah, speaking as a person who always comes up with the great comeback about two hours post-incident, I would like some of those skills, please.

I firmly maintain that Rainbow Six 3 and it’s semi-sequel/expansion pack for the OG Xbox were the peak of the series. Perfect blend of high tension team play, lots of DLC and patch support, and a robust community stemming from a relative lack of options to play. (Granted there were several notable hacks/glitches, but…

That’s super kind of you to say. Kotaku has such amazing writers that I’m constantly inspired by. I like my job in the industry, but it’s a real honor to get to share my thoughts and to meet awesome readers like you. Thank you again! =)

thank you!

I thought that was Commander Keen...

That is a terrible idea.

Ha, I don’t want be too critical on a unrendered image but yeah that looks like a generic “super kid” an artist drew as art for the back of a cereal box.

Back in the mid-90's, in high school, I was introduced to the unfrosted apple cinnamon Pop Tart. I could’ve eaten 10 boxes of those a day, so naturally, they were discontinued. But you are correct, that unfrosted treat beats any of the crappy frosted versions they have now.

I just turned up Chocolate & Peanut Butter Pop Tarts at my local Rite Aid. All I needed was a melted layer of marshmallow between the slices and it could have been a faux s’more.

Nothing about this entire post is right. The rankings are shit. The commentary is shit. Cheese on a pop tart is revolting. All of you are wrong in every way.

I may be a monster, but frosted pop tarts are best eaten room temp.

ughhh you hipsters are the worst “you know this food is really much better without that delicious frosting it allows the flavor of the filling to dance with the flavor of of the unvarnished crust on your palette without the distraction of how delicious the frosting is because why would you want your food to have…

Counterpoint: This list is bullshit because it doesn’t even have Wild Berry on it.

Hey just another huge dork doing the thing where you hyperbolically freak out on the internet over someone’s weird food choice. See ya later

Please. Trump has the muscle tone of warm yogurt poured into a garbage bag. He'd be useless in any physical activity.

Now, THAT’s a burn.

Dat Roadhog tho.

Maybe I’ll make a male-only sarcastic comment compilation, so more attention gets paid to this vastly underrepresented demographic.