The Wikileaks men’s polo shirt is very corporate-sponsored golf tournament, or maybe trade show exhibitor from a company no one has ever heard of.

Why do they need to instruct the purchaser on how to wear all these very basic items of clothing? Is it because said shopper is currently browsing the website in a bathrobe with tissue boxes on his feet?

I want to wear the “Full Docs or GTFO” shirt to my next medical appointment.

“Oh, you are a P.A.?” *points to shirt*

Are you sure you weren’t on American Choppers?

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Came here to say exactly the same thing. I still can’t believe no one else has used that idea.

Anyone remember the Getaway?

I loooooooove the suggestion that one guy makes about Lester Holt sending Hillary the questions. She was so prepared that she had to have been given them, right? No way she could actually be that studious, that polished, that prepared.

Hillary brain ninja’d the FUCK out of that diseased orange with that comment about his dad giving him money. He was in control up until that point, subdued and a little boring, and then he immediately began to unravel. It was beautiful.

Yeah but where do the white supremacists stand on anti-devapement?

I got so much pushback on a messageboard when I said that. Character sprite is too big for the screen so you can’t really see where you’re going when running/jumping, not nearly enough save spots compared to every other handheld Castlevania game, potions and items are bizarrely rare, more backtracking than the other…

“The sequel turns it into dinosaur action shooter” - but what a shooter ! I love the second Dino crisis and its combo system :D

Yeah at some point, the natural solutions just pale next to the ethyl-methyl-death solutions.

If the 2nd place player won furikake (rice toppings), then they could team up for a few meals!

I guess you could say esports players have little to grain

Man, Yogi Bear is going to be all over that.

I used to own a custard stand and make my own custard. Custard is different than ice cream in many ways, but my experience in making both is that air is a critical component to texture and taste, even in premium ice creams. Now, it does not surprise me that the big producers of ice cream are shaving cost by putting in…

i think the writer’s point is that there is a lara croft out there that exists - in the older games. the lara croft in tomb raider underworld encountered a lot of scary, serious shit, but she was still able to make witty, if not hilarious observations from time to time.

I want a female Indiana Jones, not a female Nathan Drake. Despite all of Uncharted’s shortcomings, at least Drake has more than one emotion.

I did and I got bored.