“This jackass pulled out in front of me like he didn’t expect me to be driving 120 mph on a two-lane country road.”

FTFY

When it stops being the answer.

At the point where you can no longer register the title as a Miata, I’d assume.

If one of these fell into my hands, I would absolutely hook up an external speaker to play the Knight Rider theme as I cruise through streets/dark alleys/office buildings/KITT approved places.

Sticker?

I’m the internet sales manager for a dealership that is part of a large, local dealership network. When I receive a lead from a customer requesting more information from a large source of websites, I send them the exact price before taxes, tag, doc fee, etcetera. My managers seem completely okay with wanting to spew…

Buy Here Pay Here Lots are a whole crazy animal. I had contracts with some lots for GPS tracking devices. The devices we sold and installed could track the car as well as disable the starter for non-payment and about 60% off all devices installed would get engaged at some point. The Buy Here Pay Here dealers are…

I’m looking forward to the news story 10 years from now about him being broke.

They can take the $7k they have and put it as a down payment on a GT 350-R...which will without question eat their 'superstang' for breakfast.

Go test drive it, then do an article on "the last Saleen"

Also, Hellcat > this.

porn

Before I went on to "normal" rally cars, I used to crew for a 911 rally car- whenever it came into service, it needed attention for little things like running too hot, the odd misfire, etc... The Mitsubishis and Subarus I crewed for came in needing control arms, axles, driveshafts, turbos and engines.

Good luck finding this in this condition and without a fartcan/chopped suspension/crappily applied tint and a bazooka tube.

He tried to drive away but he dingo far.

I'm guessing he doesn't have the Koalafications to drive

#6. The previous owner masturbated all over the seats

I think the term "Hood rich" applies here somehow