If anyone posts anything that is Craftsman then they should lose their Jalopnik card. They sold out to China a while back and don't even hold up as well as harbor freight tools.

This isn't a tall tail either. I'm a witness to the carnage.

I bet that it weighs more.

It weighs how much and cost how much?

Me too.

If you would pay $65k for something that runs 12's and has a crappy gear box then please leave Jalopnik.

$65K for something that runs 12's?

I just want it to be said that I agree with 99% of you about the late merge and zipper method. Jalopnikners, you guys rock!!!

Thank you sir.

I'm that guy and if there is 3-4 miles before the merge then I'm cruising in the moving lane. F sitting still on a highway or interstate.

Thank you sir. Try explaining that to the Louisiana State Police that block off part of the closed lane miles ahead of where the actual merge is. I was cruising in the right lane 4 miles before the merge while the left lane was grid locked. I actually watched the state trooper pull his nose out behind me and halfway…

I was going around a hard corner and the whole drivers side rear hit the ground throwing sparks. I assumed that a wheel had popped off. The LCA mounts had ripped apart from the shell and left me with a billion degrees of camber and the rear sitting on the ground. I drove it 3 miles home and left a nice gouge in the…

I had a Turismo while in Alaska years ago. Fantastic car to sling around the mountains in but ended up rusting in pieces.

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Fuck mother nature.

The earth needs more people like the taxi driver. I seriously believe that there would be less crime if people took more risks and acted less like pussies.

I thought that I was the only one. This thing most likely will never see a race weekend.

You mean show car trim.

I once was able to acquire 100k dollar cars, but decided to just buy a $40k car and beat the crap out of it. It was so worth it.

My wife was in band during high school and college. After 6 years of marriage I will no longer make any nerd jokes.