The whole goddamned sport is garbage.

Congratulations Lifehacker, you just invented deglazing.

Caution...this is a video showing a professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt on public streets. Jump to 0:00 for when the action really starts.

From the NYC Taxi and Limousine Commission:

An HFC, Hybrid Fiber-Coax, system is in the box. This is what converts the digital TV signal to coax so it can be delivered to the set top boxes for televisions. There is also the part of it that converts the optical signal for the Internet to an electrical signal for the Internet connectivity.

I agree with most of what you're saying, but the PC stuff was only ever a fig leaf to try and cover the corruption. Qatar didn't get the World Cup because of some sense of international justice on the part of FIFA, they purchased it fair and square.

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

There were owner installed parking assist features in the 1950s.

Well, this only works if you get the questions right, so.... I don't see a problem with it.

In what godforsaken world do chicken breasts come in a can? Why would you eat a dip that requires you to first obtain chicken-spam?

[Googles “What time is the Super Bowl?”]

Good old Onion Dip (Lipton Onion Soup Mix + sour cream) served with Ruffles is one of America's finest creations.

looks like the average teen girls tumblr.

4WD, AWD, and traction control only work with the traction that's available. If you're driving on a sheet of ice and you're trying to stop or get up a hill, it doesn't matter if you've got 2WD, 4WD, 18WD, or you're moving down from Minneapolis on a unicycle, it ain't gonna happen.

YOUR FACE IS A TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY

I'd say "tasting like congealed garbage-juice" is a technical difficulty.

I'm convinced two crews built that track.

You know what never has technical difficulties? A CONTAINER OF DELICIOUS RANCH DRESSING.

But what's the most Matt Farah car in here? I'd argue the 2012 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am Ram Air. What's your favorite?