Sure! I guess we'll just gloss over the historical context of comparing people of color to monkeys. I'm not saying that the person that posted this or even the agency that created this is racist. But they are certainly dumb as fuck for doing it.

While I realize I'm being equally pedantic, I disagree. Other parts of the code make reference to the flag, but the section about sports uniforms specifically says "No part of the flag..." You might be able to make a very technical case that this uniform doesn't contain part of the flag, but any reasonable observer…

Seemed like a fluff piece if you ask me. How did Scott not question the gentleman who had voiced the sexist practices on the assembly floor? I couldn't believe a person in his position is ethnocentric enough to have said that out loud on television. Credit goes to 60 Min. editors for keeping that in the final edit…

From the United States Code Title 4 Chapter 1 section 8j: No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform.

Auntie Cinnamon, Porsche and Jade have been essential in teaching Eli about not using hands.

I always take my hats to the dry cleaners. It costs like $5 and they always come back super clean and never squashed or deformed.

There are other factors that aren't discussed here. If you pick up a pair of headphones, regardless of cost, and they are dynamic drivers + plastic and metal, the total cost of production is about $25-$30, maybe less overseas.

It's also worth noting that reference sources do not sound "good", they sound "correct".…

Huh. How 'bout that? I always just lumped "tan" into one unappetizing flavor.

Who's the Deadspin reader's top choice for a replacement? I'm in favor of Ron Darling. I would really love to see Keith Hernandez, but that will never happen.

So true. If I'm going 20mph in traffic, I stick it in 2nd and use light, smooth throttle modulation. That'll pull me up to 30mph or down to 10mph without braking or flooring it, and generally just not braking until you have to (in combination with leaving a gap when guy in front floors it) results in the guy in front…

Even better, Tim McCarver's career is over.

The last time the Red Sox won the World Series, you know what the world was doing? I dunno, using iPhones and reading Deadspin and shit because it was two-thousand-and-fucking-seven and no one cares whether it was on the road or at home Jesus Christ spare me the long-suffering shit Boston

Well Congrats Boston. Was a interesting series to say the least. Now begins the countdown to Spring Training!

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So happy the Sox finally won a World Series! (As you know, winning a World Series on the road doesn't count.)

I'm not really trying to refute your point, but if I roll my car on it's roof, I don't think my first thought is going to be, "I should yank the emergency brake before I get out..." :)

A. This was kinda funny.. sorry.

That shit is TUCKED!

I'm not here from the safety brigade, but I do find Jalopnik's stance on street racing confusing:
"STREET RACING IS THE WORST THING EVER AND WE SHOULD FIND EVERYONE WHO DOES IT AND BEAT THEM WITH A STICK OMGOMGOMG"
"Look, this guy street raced for a reeeeeally long time, so now it's cool"
I'll admit that I find it kind…

This was the best game of the series because it ended by 11pm EDT.