Since I’m gay I obvi have little sympathy for her beliefs. Buuuut, I recognize 3 things: we can’t effectively thought-police people when they apply for a job, there are a lot of people in the South who think like this, and I can’t think of anything worse than dealing with someone on my wedding day who is fiercely and…

Bingo. A more cut-and-dry case of separation of church and state responsibilities couldn’t be found if you tried. At least 5/9 of the Supreme Court will laugh this out of the building, while Scalia jacks off, Bible in hand, imagining an alternate universe where he at least got to write a dissenting opinion.

I grew up around/am related to people like her. Despite her purported love for Jesus and his love, she’s probably mean as a snake and sanctimonious and judgmental as hell, her refusal to give marriage licenses aside.

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

They do this demonstration with a number of other products (e.g. magnetic bracelets/necklaces). Basically, you are not aware the first time that they will be pressing on your arm, and therefore you lose your balance. But the second time, you know what's coming and therefore your body adjusts.

And apparently it was more important to have Jared as a spokesperson because lord knows he was a fount of personality and charisma.

OMG THOSE WERE THE BEST! I remember waking up in my bed to a golden retriever head resting on my lap. Another time it was a couple days after surgery & it still hurt to sit up or get out of bed. I had a cath in, I was in a lot of pain, I was just really depressed & the pet therapy people came in & asked if I wanted to…

Is that weird?

Birmingham has an amazing therapy animal organization called Hand in Paw and they go to the local hospitals a lot and the kids love it! The senior centers also love their visits. They even have Pygmy goats!!!

They have the doggies visit when you’re a grown up in the psych ward, too. Almost made the whole thing worthwhile. Almost.

We never had celebrity visits when I was a kid in the hospital, but do you know what was the highlight of my week? The day when people brought in “therapy” animals. People often brought in friendly dogs and let us snuggle with them and play with them. One time this lady brought in four golden retriever puppies and…

Watching a game at University of Phoenix stadium is a lot like attending University of Phoenix – you spend a ton of money on a complete waste of time, and when you tell people what you did they all laugh at you.

Carson Palmer, who is incapable of having a successful season that does NOT end in some kind of devastating tractor accident. Any time you read about Carson Palmer, you can usually find a teammate saying, “IT SOUNDED LIKE A GUN WENT OFF WHEN IT HAPPENED!”

Yeah, it used to be called homeopathy, but now it’s got .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% more science in it.

At least we don’t call them all “Coke”. No comment on anything else.

Yeah, it’s obviously the limited number of attempts. Leaf probably could have tried twice as many passes that day and still finished with the single completion. Also, correction: Leaf lost THREE fumbles that day, so five turnovers total in just 20 dropbacks. I couldn’t find the 4th fumble listed in your chart in the…

Kind of weird we have two letters here from fans who think that Cutler wouldn’t be an immediate improvement on Dalton. A block of wood with a rubber band slingshot would be an improvement on Dalton.

the Texans would have been the 6-seed. We could have had J.J. Watt in there. FUCK, MAN.

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.