It’s Texas High School Football. Just assume the worst. Whatever you think the worst might be.

Area woman prepares for Obama to steal her gun, “would like to see him try”

My DC neighbor summed it up great when explaining why he was wearing a Susan G Koman shirt not a Redskins one yesterday:

Maybe somewhere at the very center of this is some guy who would not stop rooting for his team even while everyone on the team’s payroll took turns stabbing him with an actual chef’s knife.

They should rotate the name. Last week, “Washington Dolphins.” This week, “Washington Rams.”

My grandmother lived in dc for 40 years. Huge Redskins fan. Always complained about Dan Snyder. In the end, she had Alzheimer’s and didn’t recognize me or her own children. I visited her the week before she died. At one point, she angrily muttered something under her breath as she swayed uneasily at the kitchen table…

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

Maybe they can change their name to the “Washington Redseats.”

I love Emily Blunt’s transformation into one awesome action heroine. It does make it all the more painful that she had to back out of playing Black Widow due to her contractual obligation with Fox for fucking “Gulliver’s Travels”, of all things. I hope Marvel will be kind enough to offer up Captain Marvel to her first.

I’m sober and I want one.

I’m fine with Eli’s rings. In fact I think Bill let the Giants win those games simply so Eli would have more rings than big brother, and get to show them off every year at holidays.

Eh. I like Richard Sherman. The league needs more outspoken players sticking their fingers in management’s eye.

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

Shhh. I’m pretending I’m Michelle.

I have roughly the same interest in becoming a parent as mongooses have in hanging out with snakes but holy crap this guy.

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

The best part of the Dallas WYTS is always the followup article with the hate mail Drew received. It’s like when I scold my 4 year old and then give her a crayon and tell her to explain her emotions.

Ain’t gonna happen. I think Gruden wants out, and he’s going to hang onto and go down with Cousins like Hannibal and Will. So he’s going to start him, even if he goes 1-7, and then when Snyder explodes and fires him, nobody in the rest of the league will blame Gruden. He’ll rebound with no problem.

RGIII has been so brutalized, humiliated, and dehumanized by Washington you’d think they’d re-name the team after him.

His cerebellum, on the other hand, is merely scrambled.