“I was brought up that way and I turned out okay” is the ultimate trump card for some people. I guess the proper response is, “No you didn’t. You grew up to be a child-abusing piece of shit.”

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

So, that’s what I’m dealing with on Beltway 8 every day...

Boy, you really pissed off JJ Watt.

I feel like I’m the best commenter on Kinja.

This is probably dumb, but I’ll bite.

Also: she’s amazing live. Highly recommended.

The last I heard from Pink was that her daughter told her she had gotten squishy and she told her daughter that meant she was happy. Which of course was part of a story about the internet calling her fat. And, not shockingly, Pink didn’t give a fuck. She is the best.

That was me! And I still stand by that. But like seriously, where did she go?

I’ve always loved Pink and she’s never disappointed me.

As another commenter said awhile back, I’m team P!nk. She’s involved in none of this idiocy.

The thing about political consulting (and why I do issues, not people) is that it’s nearly impossible to repossession someone like that, but there’s always someone willing to take the job. Because in order to “reinvent” you basically have to tear down everything they were before and it takes a really strong…

I’m from LA originally so I can explain! He’s actually quite bookish. He was a Rhode scholar and had accomplished a lot outside of Louisiana. When he first ran for public office he was very centrist, but also seemed really smart, and like he’d be a nice change from the good ol’ boy politics as usual in Louisiana. I…

Enjoy the debate tonight, where the only winner is your confirmation bias!

Who are the people that think Rand Paul is a viable enough candidate, especially today when he polls around 8th of Repubs. or lower, to spend money making a commercial attacking him? Some people just have too much money and free time.

Huh. Our pool cover is a forest green, but we never noticed how poorly it blends with the snow, because of how we can’t see it. Under the snow.

“What are thoooooose?”

This is St. Louis, mind you. Their budget is already stretched thin because of their historic need to overspend on tanks for killing black people.

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

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