I saw Chris Rock's newest movie this weekend (which sidebar was problematic as fawk) and *spoiler* Whoopi makes a cameo while at his bachelor party, which is mostly male attended and at where else, a strip club. She has always come across to me as a someone trying to come off as a guys girl which maybe in the comedy…

Drunk white bro. In public. Acting like an asshole. Afforded more rights than an unarmed black kid. Ahh America.

Now every time I hear "I Don't F*uck With You" all I'm going to hear is: I DONT CARRY YOU

Ah the life of short people. My 6'1" self knows not what this life of being carried is. Drunk me would not mind being carried like a baby. Not. One. Bit.

One month eh? Well that totally explains the Tom Cruise debacle.

I hate myself for caring as much as I do.

Pero like her poor bridesmaids, corgis are bulky lil things. As if you could make beings a bridesmaid any worse. Hi here is your hellatiously ugly dress and I hope you've been working out because here is your dog-que.

Glad Jay-Z and Beyoncé had enough time to meet the royals. But not enough to speak out against Ferguson or Eric Garner.

Oh wait pause, if we are talking TALENT Kanye wins without even a second of hesitation. His music is amazing. The end. When 212 first dropped I had the highest of hopes for Azealia but she comes off as a "I know everything about everything and therefore need to make no friends or get any help from anyone." Which like…

Azealia gives me Kanye feels. Like I hear you, yas I get you, but also could you maybe sit down for a second and like idk get a rough draft together?

If Taylor live singing Shake It Off to me whenever I please appeases me. God damn it let me be appeased.

At this point it's as if white America is trolling itself.

I'm black. And would probz co-sign to be Taylor's friend...but all my white friends would make fun of me. Like definitely.

From the ever so lovely comments section under the preview for this on YouTube:

I just...like do you assume windows are portals to magic garbage cans? Or are you really just that big of an asshat? Technically the cups most coffee places use here in Oakland are biodegradable (to the extent that sometimes my coffee outlasts the cup) but you don't see me taking my last gulp and pitching it over my…

Throwing garbage out of car windows. Not a cigarette. Like oh I'm done with ____ rolls down window and tosses. I dated a girl who did this and was so instantly turned off because I actually didn't know grown up humans did such things.

Her nipple came out - from behind her dress - that once hung in a closet.

I've never been so dead. Ever. So dead that I have in fact been reborn.

I've been falling asleep to GG for the past few weeks now and God damn did I miss how funny Emily was when I was younger.

The song is also HELLA sexist and promotes rape culture.