He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

It’s a minute fast

I don’t think I ever had a Monopoly game that didn’t end in a physical altercation.

Buff St.’s diplomas are on zubaz fabric. UB’s is on wing napkins.

From: Robert

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

Perhaps a platform where the first line on the page doesn’t read: “Co-host of the 6pm SportsCenter, aka The Six.”

A truly, madly, deeply terrible comment.

I Truly Madly Deeply enjoy this reference.

At least now Savage will have more time to tend to his garden.

Because he has the bone density of a four-year-old.

Duh, it’s Europe. It’s probably a METRIC under 23 match.

[Announces a RB can read the defense]

Depressing that he has to qualify a simple gesture of his personal dismay by pledging fealty to the military and hot dog sandwiches. The military already gets close to a trillion dollars a year, they don’t need my undying devotion.

His lawyer argued, to no avail, that he presents zero threat to the public safety, given his stolen base numbers.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

They should force the losers to declare that “I’ve lost my marbles”.

I have no idea what’s going on here, but Magic Johnson looks really upset.

So those Brazilian soccer players in the shower were providing DNA samples for testing?