Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

“Emptying the tanks” was my favorite part of the commentary, because the poop wasn’t yet known. Hilarity ensues.

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

How are these guys world-class combatants filled with rage, yet one bald dude in a polo can hold them back with ease?

Perfectly encapsulating the 90's kid experience.

Ugh, I would rather fight 10,000 actual zombies than listen to that guys stream.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

I think what they are alluding to is that after 6pm there’s Mormon than women out at the local bars.

—Chad, honey? Maybe you shouldn’t watch the draft if it makes you feel sad.

Alsatian again, nothing better than a French geography joke.

Way Toulouse your shit, bro.

You know the criticism against the team must be super harsh when Drouin comes out looking ok.

Stern was amazing on 9/11 if memory serves.

When you say “clinical finisher”, do you mean that his finishing usually puts him in a clinic? Because that clip ...

I abhor trump but it’s comical to write this article and pretend three white people weren’t just murdered in Fresno because they were white. That happened in trumps America too.

“Friends of Jason” sounds like the shittiest support group in the world