Yeah, she’d probably placenta top 10.

There’s also a lot of scholarships that are given to less connected, poor but exceptional students to go to Ivy league schools.

God, you seem exhausting and miserable.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Sorry Thunder Dan, that’s not accurate.

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

After a verbal survey, it seems many call it soccer baseball here which has made me angrier

UK Update:

I just read this lengthy ass blog post about a lawsuit stemming from a private Facebook mom group.

Dead Bath & Beyond

Why are we still having these things?

That is, uh, not how websites make money

Pretty surreal hearing Sessions speak, without irony, of “Nazism, of white supremacy, of the KKK” considering his life’s work. 

As I have said before, if you are a Trump supporter, you are a racist, misogynistic xenophobe and you have no defense

He will be as quick to condemn White Supremacists as he is to condemn Putin.

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

The Zune was a good product. It’s unfortunate it wasn’t more widely adopted.

Leaf springs or nothing amirite.