Yeah, she’d probably placenta top 10.

There’s also a lot of scholarships that are given to less connected, poor but exceptional students to go to Ivy league schools.

God, you seem exhausting and miserable.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Sorry Thunder Dan, that’s not accurate.

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

After a verbal survey, it seems many call it soccer baseball here which has made me angrier

UK Update:

I just read this lengthy ass blog post about a lawsuit stemming from a private Facebook mom group.

Why are we still having these things?

That is, uh, not how websites make money

Pretty surreal hearing Sessions speak, without irony, of “Nazism, of white supremacy, of the KKK” considering his life’s work. 

As I have said before, if you are a Trump supporter, you are a racist, misogynistic xenophobe and you have no defense

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

Leaf springs or nothing amirite.

Exactly what I came here to comment on...

I am certain I could give a straight up yes or no answer to whether or not I sent a photo of my cock (or Roddy McDowell’s) to anyone that I work with at FOX News.

Oh? Did they take this picture too?

“THIS MESSAGE IS VERY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BUT ITS FROM THE HEART. BUT I THINK THERES SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT IMPERFECTIONS!!”