Kaur is, in industry parlance, a hack. And while most of us who write for a living believe ourselves to be hacks, at least most of us don’t run around saying the ultimate goal of our work is to be blown up to poster size.

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

And Ron Swanson.

But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character

In the pantheon of great but deeply underappreciated character actors, John Carroll Lynch surely ranks near the top. Few actors are able to make such memorable impressions with often only a handful of scenes.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

I did like Newsies but I didn’t recognize him from that, I remember him as the big kid hockey player in D2, Dean Portman

I met her at a book signing in like 2007 and when I told her my name she said, “You’re shittin’ me,” and asked to see my driver’s license. (It was admittedly weird of me to ask her to make it out to my full name.)

I dunno, man. The draw didn’t bother me so much, but that 118-110 card to Canelo really seems impossible. Watching the decision, when Michael Buffer said “judge Adelaide Bird scored the fight 118-110...” it took, like, whole seconds for my group to realize she’d scored it for Canelo. It seemed like a not unreasonable…

It’s preposterous, calming down, things of that nature.

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

Here’s what needs to happen: The NFL and the Federal Court System needs to find sponsors for a special series of judges.

“Amazon’s New Headquarters Should Be In Hell.”

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

+1 Tommy John surgery.

If for the Skins, Craven isn’t just a guy valuable to the team, it’s their guiding principle.

MARRY ME!!!!