He’s more uptight than his pants.

Yeah, what a heads up play.

How come nobody told me Liev Schreiber took his son to Comic-Con dressed as Harley Quinn??

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

SPOILER ALERT NEXT TIME PLS

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

Maybe watersports.

This is not a judgment-free zone.

It reads like shitty rap lyrics.

That teacher lacks, um, a strong grasp on the English language. Though their conversational tone is certainly unique.

English instructor. Uses ‘Distain’.

“But what about the possibility of blackmail? These questions are not going to ask themselves, you know.”

I still think our American asshole is more embarrassing.

There is literally nothing sad about this.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

First, some states have laws in place to actually protect the seller in the event that the person is taking unfair advantage of them. It’s just hard to prove.

Look, they said they had juiced balls. I went to talk to them, but we ended up talking about Russian orphans. That’s it. I swear.