mystified or bored or otherwise deterred by a simple screen

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

I still can’t get how he’s made it this far while shooting like a five year old.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

And the crowd goes mild.

Not if his opponent was Hillary. The Dems really need to find someone else.

What? Nobody on the internet made him climb into a circle and try to kill a fucking pissed off bull. If you want to grieve for his family, maybe he should have had them in mind when he decided try to slowly kill dangerous animals for a living. He died doing something dangerous and barbaric in a silly costume- that is…

citation needed

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

I was going to suggest white hippie mommy blogs.
I could totally see her being popular with anti-vaxers... which I guess is the same thing huh.

Shaun of the Dead, but mostly just here to say that sleek bob does wonders for her.

You know what’s sad.

If only poor Theresa May had tweeted more...

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Evening everyone, Mortem is still playing with his bucket and spade, so it’s time for the UK roundup!

This whole time I’ve genuinely thought that the Russia thing was being blown way out of proportion, and even all the new revelations have appeared to show more that Trump desperately wants Russia to like him, and with his obviously poor judgment he is so fucking dumb he refuses to accept that anyone could view what he…

“LeBron, is this a case of where you have to defend home court at this point?”

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.