I just feel actively bad all the time

Most Americans seem to think of themselves as temporarily displaced millionaires, and the increasing levels of stupid continue to drive then to vote for people who will only make the problem worse, and hurt them more. They are simply too blind and stupid to know it. Decades of Nazi propaganda at work.

Obviously you don’t know anything about knees-iology.

ME TOO. Have you read Shrill? It’s so great.

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

Hey you guys how about this idea for a fish-out-of-water movie about empowerment of women?? Please tell me what you think:

More like Slaytanists!!!!

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

They say eight weeks, but it’ll probably be more like nine weeks and six days.

Sherman calls someone out for being a poor winner and disrespecting other fans?

I’ve always contended he looks like Krang’s robot body from the original Ninja Turtles cartoons.

Dances With Wolves taught me that shitty white people make the best Native Americans

Stupid hat? Check.

They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

Millennials... didn’t vote for him, though.

No my friend, the Brownsiest thing possible is that they win against the Bills and Chargers and end up dropping from the #1 draft pick to the #4 draft pick which they then trade it, their 2nd round, Terrelle Pryor and their next three first round picks to the Cowboys for Tony Romo who immediately injures his back in…