Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

I cried a trail of them!

It’ll be a miscavige of justice if she isn’t awarded that paltry sum.

And in an actual game no less.

I deem this to be a Very Good Dunk

Karjakin is also a great way to kill time in traffic.

He would have known better if he spoke Latin and knew Drake’a school motto: “Qui olfacies, de qua dicitur.”

“The Athletic Director recounted a story where she herself urinated in her pants in an airport while on Drake business and told me I should have done the same thing,”

It will be fun when Trump awards a Medal of Freedom to David Duke, Curt Schilling and Scott Baio.

If they wanted to bring in an expert on widening the box, they should have called your mom.

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

God I’m gonna miss Barry O

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

Donald’s chutzpah around Hillary Clinton is fucking astounding. She’s “suffered greatly in many different ways”? Ways that he caused!

I think we need to ease up on the poor thing. She’s trying.

“Please extend this to february 2020.”

Has Jezebel dug up any mildly shitty tweets he made from 4 and half years ago?

Burfict is unlikely to learn anything unless the NFL hits him with a fine, and then, immediately and without warning, justification, or explanation, hits him with a much bigger one.

Because misogyny.

Somebody explain to me why his hundreds of lawsuits wasn’t a bigger story than Clinton’s emails.