Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

But! Exclamation! Points! After! Every! Sentence! Highlight! My! Sincerity! And! Totally! Credit! My! Position!

omg I wonder what ice cream Jonathan Cheban I got, I bet it was so good. He probably looked at the menu and just knew from reading the words that his ice cream would taste so super good. I hope, for everyone’s sake, that Kim did not get the rock shrimp.

I look forward to losing a small portion of a $35 billion bank account one day.

+1 Threaux up.

Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”

Yeah, I mean Obama got nothing done in his first term. I mean, apart from the affordable care act, the stimulus, regulating financial markets with dodd-frank, creating the CFPB, and appointing two justices to the supreme court. But you’re right, apart from roads, aqueducts, and hygiene what have the Romans ever done…

In hindsight it should have been a dead giveaway he didn’t try to do anything since his knees weren’t injured

And now, your Friday feels:

“But in Kobe’s mind, in his eyes, he was like ‘no, i see and smell weakness, I’m going to destroy you today.’

That’s what made Vin Baker so good, he never let himself get hung over.

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

You want Oklahoma City to have TWO teams?

Well, that clinches it. I won’t be voting for Bill Clinton in the 2016 election.

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.

Baby Got BAC