Fixed it.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Me right now:

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

I am ready for a Homestar Runner revival! (I know they tried last year but flash really got crushed at the same time.)

THIS!!!! How long will it be before hyper-fearful white folk seeing the BLACK/MEXICAN/MIDDLE EASTERN APPEARING person rightfully there, go off and do something both racist and irrevocably damaging? There is no good that can come from this app at all. This is as bad as that app that helped “people” avoid living in…

All I’m sayin’ yo.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Boy, the once-veiled white ethnonationalism of the GOP is on full display this election.

*Stunned silence intensifies*

the fact that passersby fist-bumped the blowtorch guy instead of calling the police

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

Usually by opening the door and dealing with the ever present gauntlet of cucklord manbabies who get triggered whenever their little bubble of sexism, assault, and douchery gets popped.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Can we instead send him to jail for releasing that shitty song from “Trolls?”

HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS NUT??!? THIS LOOKS PREPOSTEROUS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TERRIBLE AND AMAZING!!!

Young people will now never understand the Cthulhu Chick Tract in quite the same way.